Budget cuts? You just need to elect a new Senator...

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Jeremiah 29:11

You're outta here! The voters have spoken!

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Nephi
"Thy days are known, and thy years shall not be numbered less; therefore, fear not what man can do, for God shall be with you forever and ever." -- D&C 122:9

Not so fast... we are calling for a revote because of the hanging chads...

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Mike - Been Converged?

Instead of hanging Chad, how about marrying him?

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Jeremiah 29:11

Nope... I say, hang'em high

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Mike - Been Converged?

Did someone say "High" School...

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Patrick Stuart | Art Instruction Schools

We aren't going to have any of that.... the School Board has spoken!!!

NOTE - I think we should look into hiring these guys to be our forum moderators.

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Mike - Been Converged?

Sorry school board. Your students failed. We are closing your schools...

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Nephi
"Thy days are known, and thy years shall not be numbered less; therefore, fear not what man can do, for God shall be with you forever and ever." -- D&C 122:9

No worries.... we are just going to start home schooling. Each family in the district will be sent instructions on how to build a "do it yourself" school. In this case, taking "no child left behind" literally, mama can bring the school with her to get her hair done or pick up some stuff at Walmart. This here is the "deluxe" model. It even has a blue "hair net" on the top so that the kids trying to adjust from public school life won't feel left out by not seeing the ladys in the cafeteria with their hair nets.

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Mike - Been Converged?

Dang tornados...

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Nephi
"Thy days are known, and thy years shall not be numbered less; therefore, fear not what man can do, for God shall be with you forever and ever." -- D&C 122:9

No, I see 'em comin' and hook up my home to the Dodge Ram...
(good thing I got a new set of tires for my house this Christmas )

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Jeremiah 29:11

How about a little radar jamming... now you see it, now you don't.

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Mike - Been Converged?

It goes bye bye, now...

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Nephi
"Thy days are known, and thy years shall not be numbered less; therefore, fear not what man can do, for God shall be with you forever and ever." -- D&C 122:9

Now this one is too easy...

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Jeremiah 29:11

You think that was easy? The War on the War on Terror....

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Mike - Been Converged?

Ok... I'm violating the rules by attacking my own attack... but I'm trying to keep us out of a political battle... so I trump my last one with this...

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Mike - Been Converged?

Left wing, right wing.....what about no wings?

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Jeremiah 29:11

Oh, but that Wingless Quakers is a counterfeit! (our family used to be pretty big into Beanies)

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Mike - Been Converged?

beanie babies... hrm... well, I think that if you were to ask my family, these beat beanie babies...

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Nephi
"Thy days are known, and thy years shall not be numbered less; therefore, fear not what man can do, for God shall be with you forever and ever." -- D&C 122:9

But I bet you can't say that your family spent over $10,000 (actually, I think it was over $20,000) on Barbies... we did on Beanies! However, we sold thousands on Ebay and ended up with a nice profit to boot. We still have over a thousand floating around here. We imported them from Europe.. we sold to all 50 US states... it was a big deal back then. Each year at Christmas we donate about 100 of them to charity for kids gifts.

However, back to your lame attempt at the war...

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