Behold, the ASUS p525.

Here's a phone that's so perfect but for one fatal flaw (lack of EDGE), it makes me just want to go cry for a few hours. WM5. QVGA. Real joystick. Decent camera w/flash. Touchscreen. And full-sized phone keypad. It even does 850MHz and has official FCC approval, which means someone might even carry it at subsidized prices.

but no EDGE, so it'll be hobbled to 53k GPRS or slower forever.

I agree ! And I thought I was upset that my new HTC 710 didn't have UMTS !!
Although the processor is too slow it's form factor is good.