Wow. And to think how much some people pay for "vibrators" and here you are complaining about a "feature" that's included with your phone for free!

If I get one of these, I think I'll carry it on my back so when I sit down in my LazyBoy and the thing goes off like that I can just sink back and go Ahhhhhh...

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My brain is so full of S (Entropy, that is), I don't know anything anymore.