Originally Posted by iProb8

All the sudden, I have this image of a large warehouse somewhere with a bunch of VZW elves frantically opening a million box, unscrewing i760 cases, pulling a chip, inserting a new chip, rescrewing the case back together, repacking the i760, and wrapping it with nice bow--all while in the background a supervising is shouting at them over the loudspeaker: "Hurry up, iProb8's birthday is coming soon and we've got to get all these i760s swapped out in time!"