Is it okay to make up rumors for this release/rumor thread?

I heard from my friend's sister's boyfriend who sweeps the floors at a verizon warehouse that the specs were actually botched...there is no IR port but the battery is powered by a rather unstable Iridium isotope and that the Nuclear Regulatory Commision has temporarily banned these devices until the battery can be replaced with a Qualcomm chip. The phone will either be released in December or possibly sooner if the evil liberal media and democrats would leave Gonzales alone so he can have his puppets in the Justice Leaque of America mandate that the phone be released tomorrow.

Darn it all - i just want to login here and read abut 3 or 4 threads that say I just got my freakin' brand new 760 and it is better than sex. I would love to see this thread with 3,621 +1 posts go away and start seeing Rmailings new FAQs and setup guides for the 760.

Enough fun...for now...back to my deep depression due to the lack of new electronic devices. May have to go buy a PS3 to get out of this funk.