I'm going nuts trying to find a super duper short USB cable. Ideally I'd like:

1. USB A to mini-B connector (the kind that works with our phones)
2. 6 inches or less in length.
3. Not retractable.
4. Not made out of a bigger cable cut down and then halfassed back together with shrink-tubing.

Google is coming up empty-handed for me, so is ebay. I can't be the only person looking for this, can I?

Maybe with more eyes on the lookout we can find something together.

If someone finds one of these, I'll be eternally grateful.